B-Lion & S-Fox

"Why do you want to break up with me?"
"BECAUSE I AM THE GOD OF WAR!!!"


"Who said you could talk, bitch? Just stay silent until I press the 'A' button!"

"Why did you block me on msn?"
"Sorry, I accidentally pressed 'X' and entered Mothership Zeta."


"Shut up! I can't concentrate on killing this group of Mirelurk's with you talking!"


"Wouldn't it be great, if in TES 4: Oblivion, you could find body parts and store them in chests?"
"Yeah, but it would be even better if you could find live children and store them in chests."
-Old lady sitting in front of us gets up and sits down further away-


"I'm just a sad ugly virgin. If you ever need a quickie, you know who to call, because I'm easy."


"Guess what."
"What?"
"Close but no dice."


"Hi ho, hi ho. It's off to town we go. We drink all day and... Uhhhh..."


"One day, a kid is cycling down the road on his new bicycle when, BAM! He's dead."


"Because Pete has cancer."
"REALLY? OMG! WHAT KIND?"
"Terminal cancer."