"Why do you want to break up with me?"
"BECAUSE I AM THE GOD OF WAR!!!"
"Who said you could talk, bitch? Just stay silent until I press the 'A' button!"
"Why did you block me on msn?"
"Sorry, I accidentally pressed 'X' and entered Mothership Zeta."
"Shut up! I can't concentrate on killing this group of Mirelurk's with you talking!"
"Wouldn't it be great, if in TES 4: Oblivion, you could find body parts and store them in chests?"
"Yeah, but it would be even better if you could find live children and store them in chests."
-Old lady sitting in front of us gets up and sits down further away-
"I'm just a sad ugly virgin. If you ever need a quickie, you know who to call, because I'm easy."
"Close but no dice."
"Hi ho, hi ho. It's off to town we go. We drink all day and... Uhhhh..."
"One day, a kid is cycling down the road on his new bicycle when, BAM! He's dead."
"Because Pete has cancer."
"REALLY? OMG! WHAT KIND?"