Condom Party

Okay, so it's been a while since my last post because I could not be bothered writing nor do I have anything to talk about.

"BLOBBY BLOBBY BLOBBY"
So S-Fox and I are sitting in my room waiting to attend a party tonight talking about condoms. We came up with a few interesting ideas, including the Mr. Blobby condom a.k.a. "The Blobdom". This also ties in to the sexual act "The Blobber", in which you slap your partner across the cheek with your penis wrapped in "The Blobdom" and exclaim, "BLOBBY BLOBBY BLOBBY!"

We plan to create a comedy condom company named Comedoms. We will create many different novelty cock socks for your sexual amusement.

For those who do not know who Mr. Blobby is, here is a link to his picture:
http://www.independent.co.uk/multimedia/archive/00123/IN7129378Noels-Hous_123963t.jpg

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From Saint Fox:
B-Lion is playing guitar, and wasn't sure how to finish off the post so I am taking over this post! In other news, tonight we shall be attending a party with Duckiemeaw, in her home town of Lisburn. All I know is the girls name who owns the house, as for who will be there is a complete mystery.
But it's an opportunity to drink! And that's what we Irishmen do best! We'll try and get some pictures for your amusement. We'll be bringing a 13/14 year old girl we have dubbed "Little One", so it should be amusing.
Alright, so until a hopefully hangover-less tomorrow, sayonara blog! And remember to check out my blog here!

The Past Two Days and Funny Pictures

Well as I said in previous posts, I would be going to work with Stephen in Dublin for a couple of days. All went fine and it was a good experience for me. Except for the waking up at half five in the morning. That cannot be good for my body.

We started off on early Tuesday morning at half six and began our two hour drive to Dublin. Our first stop was an Argos just outside the city. Not much happened there, but I did see a refrigerator covered in destruction? Literally. A fridge was wrapped up in yellow tape which had the word Destroy repeated over it. I could feel the ominous vibes emitting from it. But then again, that's probably just an exaggeration because it was only a fridge.

After that we stopped at a Homebase. Quite an exciting job. Because the building had no roof access we had to use a cherry picker like vehicle called a Genie Boom.

Today and Tomorrow

Tomorrow, at long last, my sister will be going back to university meaning I finally have my room back. It pleases me to know that I can stay up late without her bothering me and getting annoyed because she can't sleep and I am also happy that I will now have more space to put my own belongings. Of course, my parents will be going over to Scotland with her for a few days to help bring her things over e.g. suitcase, CDs, DVDs etc. Because of this I will have a nearly empty house (my brother will still be here) and we all know what that means... Party!

So I've decided to call a few of my friends down, including S-Fox, down for a drink etc. Should be amusing, which it usually is, especially when I start cooking at four in the morning. Although, I still have to tidy the place first. Don't want people thinking I am messy...

Well on another note. S-Fox came down to my place earlier today to play. Again, just like last time, we played the Sega, tried completing Streets of Rage 2 on Hardest mode, but that didn't work out too well. Only made it to Stage 5 I think. In all, it was an interesting day just like most days with S-Fox.

Decision

Okay, as I said in my last post, I was contemplating on going to this party my friend had invited me to which happens to be tonight.

Now, as I also said, I don't have any money. So I asked my parents a few minutes ago to loan me some and of course the whole conversation of, "Why don't you get a job? You can't live off our money for the rest of your life." came up and so, they gave me just enough to by some beer or cider, but I guess that will do.

And so I am now getting ready for this party while waiting for my friend to contact me. Which is taking quite a while... I just hope she didn't leave without me. Because I have no idea where the party is. So I guess I'll just have to wait.

I suppose this will be my first and last post of the day, so I bid ye all a good night.

Adieu.

Party

Well, this will be my last post of the night I guess. Anyway, it would seem like I have gathered a small gathering of slaves(followers) today and I welcome you all to my humble blog.

Anyway, on to the main subject of conversation.
I was just told that there is a party tomorrow and my friend invited me. There will be drink and people etc. but I have a couple of problems that I shall list for you:

The first and most imposing:

I have no money.

The second: 

I made a deal with my friend to stop drinking for a while.

Now, as much as I want to go, I can't just make money appear out of no where, but I could always ask my parents. Hopefully they will be feeling generous and loan me some cash which ultimately I will never pay back.